devpalmer:
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
devpalmer:
whale fall side of tumblr you understand me
georgethem:
this is the last thing i ever pinned to my dark academia board and i can't ever add anything else. what else is there to say
eggcup:
hey i have hiccups can someone scare me
itwashotwestayedinthewater:
eggcup:
HOO!
thanks it worked
itwashotwestayedinthewater:
eggcup:
……you can go now
prohaloplayer:
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
radiationcat196:
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
prohaloplayer:
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
sanitymakesposts:
Penetration, my liege?
prohaloplayer:
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
montymollusk:
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
alucarddaily:
Babe, is everything okay? You've barely touched your Castlevania: Symphony of the Night stove
prinnamon:
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
prinnamon:
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
thecw4kids:
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spoon-fresh:
bringing this back because this is the funniest part of a 38 minute video that got copyright striked and took down this girls entire channel